Things I Would Rather Be Doing Besides my Taxes

• sitting on a beach with a pina colada
• skiing
  
• getting a massage
• getting a pedicure
• watching a movie while curled up on my comfy couch
• napping
  
• shopping for new spring clothes
  
• painting my new house (by the way, I'm sooo over painting)
• shopping for cool new appliances for my new house
• packing boxes and getting ready to move
• wiping asses at work
  
• cleaning
• doing laundry
• exercising
• cutting off my own leg with a chainsaw